
That, my friends, is a spinach and apple salad with sliced mushrooms and grape tomatoes in a dijon, honey, and red wine vinaigrette. It's topped with gorgonzola, toasted hazelnuts, and still-hot herb-rubbed sirloin, and served with three honkin' huge muenster-parmesan croutons.
Now don't tell anyone. I've got a reputation to uphold.